Are you ready to Get Organized ...
Looking for ways to Be Clutter Free ...
Maybe you need a little Waist Management ...
How about Keeping Your House Running Like Clockwork ...
or do you need Meal Solutions ...
A Closet Makeover ...
All Season Tips for Gardening ...
Can you spare 31 Days to a Healthier You ...
Need Tips for Saving Money All Year ...
or How to Make Changes to Last a Lifetime ...
or simply some Fresh Thinking ...
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I love how all the January magazines entice you and promise that THIS year will be your best year yet. If you just follow their simple little tips.
Like this one: to keep clutter from accumulating on kitchen counters, have a place for everything and put everything away when not in use.
Wow, like I never thought of that before. However, what would really be useful is a tip on how to actually get the members in my house to realize that everything has a place and that they're perfectly capable of finding it. Without my assistance!
Instead of suggesting that I get all organized with a chart and calendar system to let everyone in the family know when appointments are and who has what chore, how about a tip to remind them to actually LOOK at it?
I don't need suggestions on how to plan a week's worth of menus and make a shopping list. I need someone to actually go to the grocery store for me. That would make my life easier in '09.
I don't need a master plan for what to plant in my garden this spring. I need someone to weed it for me!
And I don't care how many useful tips there are for cleaning a bathroom, it still never gets done unless someone is willing (or forced) to do it!
I fully understand that exercising daily, eating healthier, following a daily skin care routine, and a deep conditioning treatment on my hair once a week will make me look thinner, feel sexier and just glow with self-confidence. But what I really want to know is when will my laundry get done, who's going to scoop the dog poop and why do we have yet another over-due library book?
I'm so glad I took the time to investigate some of these so-called time-saving, life-changing tips. With all the magazines I've read, I figure I wasted probably an entire day and who knows how many trees, but now I'm armed and ready.
All I have to say is ... 2009 ... bring it on!