There are tons of slow cooker chicken recipes out there.
But did you know that you can just stick a chicken in the thing and turn it on?
I didn't. I thought you had to add stuff.
But now I know ...
There is no recipe.
It's just a chicken in the pot.
With a little of Emeril's essence sprinkled on top.
No prep, no liquid, no extras, no fuss.
Just plug it in and turn it on for about 5 hours.
Then go clean out your closets. Because you know you need to do that. And then put all your junk out in the garage and refuse to acknowledge that you'll have to deal with it all again at some point if you ever want to park a car in there again. Which will give you anxiety attacks. And embarrass you when your son has friends over and they open the garage door to get the bikes and basketballs out and it's such a nice day that all your neighbors are outside and they can see your junky garage from every angle.
Sorry, I tend to over-share sometimes.
Anyhow ... the chicken ...
It's been doing its thing for several hours and is now done.
Just like an oven roasted chicken.
It came out fabulous!
You have to try this.
Unless you've known all along that you can do this.
In that case, well, never mind.